Life on the Highway Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump

Drove this whole day,
A very long day.
Drove a long way,
On this long highway.
Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump.

Hit many a bump.
Bumpity, bump, bump.
Seat has a lump,
Lumpity, lump, lump.
Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump.

Many delays,
Thumpity, thump, thump.
Delay, Delay,
Humpity, hump, hump.
Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump.

Mind starts to stray,
Gas pump after pump.
Boring highway,
Trash dump after dump.
Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump.

A long, long way,
Another hard bump.
Very long day,
Sore and painful rump.
Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump.

Eyes stray away,
Head begins to slump.
Come stay, signs say,
A soft bed to jump.
Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump.

Horns blare, I swear,
"Pee on all you grumps!"
Some road rage here.
Jerks need some head thumps.
Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump.

Some more gas pumps,
And, some more trash dumps.
All the road humps,
So many thump, thumps.
Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump, Ka-Thump.